God you are such a slut. 

Yes you.

So I’m awkward and don’t know proper names of sexual positions and I feel suddenly embarrassed and flustered when I look them up so I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM UP ARE YOU READY.

Let’s do KumaxGilbird, just for you. It’s what you want.

the canadian butt ram
is that honey all over your popsicle stick becau—
I am not your booster seat but ok 
you have a flat tire and I guess I’m your jack for the job gonna need some oil for this
Can you reach around and grab that bag of chips for me kthnx

AND FOR LEGITS I like the spooning kind of…one ..where……yeah …………… … god. ..jhdsgf FLUSTERING OVER HERE.